Hi, I'm Simone

Oldest twin by two minutes, former figure skater, VO Talent... Oh, and Copywriter!

About Me: Optimized for SEO (Get the joke!?)

I have a Literary Studies Degree with a concentration in nonfiction writing, which means my capstone included braided essays on the Hamiltonification of media and borrowing Black aesthetics for revisionist history. I went to The New School, which means I’m entitled to financial compensation because too many people asked me if I’ve listened to Ethiopian jazz… even though I’m Black. My parents had me at 40, so I know when to get serious…despite this blurb.

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