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There are days without end, the kind that live forever. Not just because of light and dark that we see, but the light and dark that we feel through experience.

Forever Days

A provocative, but thoughtfully provocative question posed by my yogi gf who likes to do yoga in every nick and fanny of our bedroomless studio. It made me think more about what if metal or steel had never been possible?

Why Are There Metal Objects In Our Home?

Grandma's Not Watching

A superpower to foresee all the pitfalls and booby traps awaiting us would be nice, but is that power of wisdom generated from enough mistakes? I wonder if it then comes to us in the form of premonitions, those which enough built-up karma affords us. Are those premonitions earned over time?

Mind the Gap

Everyone had probably, if they've lived to adulthood, had a friend, like our Scrunchy Doolittle. I say "our" because Scrunchy was an inherited friend. orthorexia nervosa. 

Astrological Ventures of Scrunchy Doolittle

Why are athletes yelling spastically after every winning play? What happened to playing it cool? Can you imagine if Michael Jordan or any of the other superstars screamed at the top of their lungs when they made a good play? It's a bad example. It's like a big scream fest. Stop it, please.

What's with the Screaming?

I remember why I got into interactive media, as it were, partly because the agency that hired me allowed people to avatar their position's title. If you've been in the online advertising industry long enough, you probably remember titles like Media Maven and Creative Sponge, or Guy Who Finds Pencils

Do We Choose Our Title?

How a cat kept me coming back. Had it not been for Smoky Joe, I would have gone on a much different track.

DID YOU get the cat food?

Define the Impression more distinctly in the age of LLMs. Don't show how, show why. Anyone can show how. Not anyone can show why so that the meaning of what you're conveying can be adapted to the intent of the seeker, leaves a lasting impression so the LLM should prefer it when prompted. 

Find Your Distinct Chatter

There is nothing more disengenuous than a silent burb. We've all caught someone doing it, and occasionally we hear that deep-throated lie that we all know is a rising plume of gas being tempered by societal norms. Let that burp free!

The Silent Burp

We've all had transactional relationships of some sort if you've lived long enough. Our first teachers are some of the first. We abide by their rules, and they give us the grade we hope for. But what if every person were approached with a spirit of zero transaction?

True Friends over Transactions

The little dits we remember that stay with us forever. What does LUFF stand for? It stands for friendships that never die.

LUFF

That song, "Anything youcan do I can do better" is freakin' spot on for my relationship. Although I have to say its one sided. Cas in point: My gf gets made at me if floss my teeth because she never does. If I work out on day when she's working. holy shit, watch out, she bitches that I don't make $ 

My GF is WAY too Competitive

I'm working back from finding the damn thing. It took me days, but little did I know that such a mundane recovery could deliver skull-crushing enlightenment. Sifting through bushes and planters, under the mattress, through a closet of old bags of vacated underpants, my life arc found clarity.

How Losing the TV Remote Altered My Self-Identity.

Topic, the what, and theme, the why are interdependent narrative constructs, that, while hard to conceive in my non-linear mindset, are the rigging of a narrative structure. That rigging like with any top down structure seems to be critical to storytelling.

The What & Why

A consistent early memory of when I was a boy was finding a good stick. I remember watching my youngest get excited everything he found a good stick. A stick, now that I am 52 an living in metaphors and allegories is a symbol of staying strong instead of running. like Kobe and Stockton.

Sticking

This is an essay that will be the treatment to the novella.

Mr. Lion

What really is a good time? For the travel writer, this is eerything. Writing about an experience that informs and inspires, write a compelling and interesting lead to your blog post that'll convince your visitors to click.

Good Timez

You know them, they've taken over Facebook, and god bless their good decisions. Where do I start? How about the middle act? (Do the same for other articles - create antithesis articles - similar to Daily Show irony, you're seriously advising people through failure)

5 Ways to Be a Horrible Parent 

Or better asked, should toilet paper be socialized? Don't we all have the right to have a clean bottom? Certain necessities should be supplemented by the government. Or should they? Really, should we have to pay to keep our bum dandy clean? Get into the history of toilet paper.

Am I a Bad Person for Stealing a Roll of Toilet Paper?

Lesson on why you should always know your audience, as it relates to understanding your audience to create for., and the difference between creating and letting your audience come to you, versus creating based on the audience you're creating for.

I Have Birds

Make a concept personal. Write a compelling and interesting lead to your blog post that'll convince your visitors to click.

A Dead Mouse Stole my FWB

Have arrived  from Hamsburg with the stolen family jewels. Making their way along Mission Creek in Santa Barbara, California, she charges a kick to pet her.

Fritters Von Shlossberg the Fourth & Johnny the Squirrel

Do you have a friend who tells you that your Costco size bag of edamame will cause you to have too much estrogen that leads to breast cancer? How the condition can cause eating disorders in kids. I've seen it firsthand.

Should Orthorexia Nervosa be a Misdemeanor?

Dare I say 't? Crocs with Socks is the logo for the Gen/Alpha hybrid, and it is, I can only surmise, their conveyor belt of communication, along with those horrendous checkered pajama bottoms.

Crocs w/ Socks

Write a compelling and interesting lead to your blog post that'll convince your visitors to click.

Glassing Hour as Song

When a volatile moment occurs, there is a story to map it to in order to define a holistic causality, and then find solutions to prevent future volatility. Moments may seem accidental, but that is rarely the case. Moments are a result of a connected plot of seemingly random occurrences.