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Is Goodness Indivisible?

There are days without end, the kind that live forever. Not just because of light and dark that we see, but the light and dark that we feel through experience.

Forever Days

A provocative, but thoughtfully provocative question posed by my yogi gf who likes to do yoga in every nick and fanny of our bedroomless studio. It made me think more about what if metal or steel had never been possible?

Why Are There Metal Objects In Our Home?

And even if she could, why should she want to see you beating your meat to death, you naughty fuck.

Grandma's Not Watching

A superpower to foresee all the pitfalls and booby traps awaiting us would be nice, but is that power of wisdom generated from enough mistakes? I wonder if it then comes to us in the form of premonitions, those which enough built-up karma affords us. Are those premonitions earned over time?

Mind the Gap

Scrunchy Doolittle. Not her real name, but, dare I say, and I have to, she has more than earned it.

Survival for Dummies - by Scrunchy Doolittle

Why are athletes yelling spastically after every winning play? What happened to playing it cool? Can you imagine if Michael Jordan or any of the other superstars screamed at the top of their lungs when they made a good play? It's a bad example. It's like a big scream fest. Stop it, please.

What's with the Screaming?

I remember why I got into interactive media, as it were, partly because the agency that hired me allowed people to avatar their position's title. If you've been in the online advertising industry long enough, you probably remember titles like Media Maven and Creative Sponge, or Guy Who Finds Pencils

Do We Choose Our Title?

How a cat kept me coming back. Had it not been for Smoky Joe, I would have gone on a much different track.

DID YOU get the cat food?

There is nothing more disengenuous than a silent burb. We've all caught someone doing it, and occasionally we hear that deep-throated lie that we all know is a rising plume of gas being tempered by societal norms. Let that burp free!

The Silent Burp

We've all had transactional relationships of some sort if you've lived long enough. Our first teachers are some of the first. We abide by their rules, and they give us the grade we hope for. But what if every person were approached with a spirit of zero transaction?

True Friends over Transactions

The little dits we remember that stay with us forever. What does LUFF stand for? It stands for friendships that never die.

LUFF

That song, "Anything youcan do I can do better" is freakin' spot on for my relationship. Although I have to say its one sided. Cas in point: My gf gets made at me if floss my teeth because she never does. If I work out on day when she's working. holy shit, watch out, she bitches that I don't make $ 

My GF is WAY too Competitive

I'm working back from finding the damn thing. It took me days, but little did I know that such a mundane recovery could deliver skull-crushing enlightenment. Sifting through bushes and planters, under the mattress, through a closet of old bags of vacated underpants, my life arc found clarity.

How Losing the TV Remote Altered My Self-Identity.

Are we not all just a unique recipe? I'm warming up this metaphor. That we are all a distinct recipe of traits, wow, and this was never more evident, at least to me, than when my gf's mother made her now infamous and derided Turkey Chiviche. It was the day after Thanksgiving.

Turkeyche

Topic, the what, and theme, the why are interdependent narrative constructs, that, while hard to conceive in my non-linear mindset, are the rigging of a narrative structure. That rigging like with any top down structure seems to be critical to storytelling.

The What & Why

Am I a Bad Person for Stealing a Roll of Toilet Paper?

So, I'm not sure, and yes, I understand that there's a time for everything. Everyone, especially in this town, has to do what they have to do when the bills come collecting.

Is My Friend an Escort?

Write a song, and every once in awhile just releaser a song through this blog like when a show has a segment.If you're relaxed enough with someone that you just involuntarily release gas...

Silent Luvin

Bus Couplin = song break

A consistent early memory of when I was a boy was finding a good stick. I remember watching my youngest get excited everything he found a good stick. A stick, now that I am 52 an living in metaphors and allegories is a symbol of staying strong instead of running. like Kobe and Stockton.

Sticking

This is an essay that will be the treatment to the novella.

Mr. Lion

What really is a good time? For the travel writer, this is eerything. Writing about an experience that informs and inspires, write a compelling and interesting lead to your blog post that'll convince your visitors to click.

Good Timez

You know them, they've taken over Facebook, and god bless their good decisions. Where do I start? How about the middle act? (Do the same for other articles - create antithesis articles - similar to Daily Show irony, you're seriously advising people through failure)

5 Ways to Be a Horrible Parent 

What do you do with a Shoe when you step in shit? Ok, the obvious, but really, your life is going along just a-okay for the most. Do you go about wiping it off with what you have, maybe a shit stick or God forbid a sock? Or do you wait for a strong hose? Do you just toss the bugger in the garbage?

Shit on a Shoe

Online dating has to be close second to the danger of Lesson on the 110 freeway in downtown LA. The trevails of trusting your judgement to do the diligence on a date before meeting them are many.

I Have Birds

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A Dead Mouse Stole my GF

Do you have a friend who tells you that your Costco size bag of edamame will cause you to have too much estrogen that leads to breast cancer? How the condition can cause eating disorders in kids. I've seen it firsthand.

Should Orthorexia Nervosa be a Misdemeanor or a Felony?

Dare I say 't? Crocs with Socks is the logo for the Gen/Alpha hybrid, and it is, I can only surmise, their conveyor belt of communication, along with those horrendous checkered pajama bottoms.

Crocs w/ Socks

Glassing Hour as Song

When a volatile moment occurs, there is a story to map it to in order to define a holistic causality, and then find solutions to prevent future volatility. Moments may seem accidental, but that is rarely the case. Moments are a result of a connected plot of seemingly random occurrences.

Volatility Forensics

With Trump, it could be so many things, but the analogy is almost too spot on. Even so, I mean, distort, deflect, disturb, disrupt, distract: Choose your D word. Is Trump the first president to start an international scrap to snuff a scandal? Or is this conflict of truly biblical proportions?

Which Tail is Wagging the Big MAGA Dog?

Momo's ancestry branches back 124 generations to the Japanese Imperial Family. At least that's what she told Johnny the Squirrel. Johnny was impressed for fifteen seconds, the estimated time squirrels can hold on to a memory, for it wasn't a minute later when he asked her who she was and where she..

Momo & Johnny the Squirrel

I didn't grow up believing in witches. I thought Witchcraft, Voodoo, Satanic practices, were delusions. Boy was I naive. This shit is real. Witchcraft's potency, as I have come to understand, depends somewhat on understanding the victim's weaknesses. In my case, I believe it could be my naivety.

Is Witchcraft Real?

The metaphor for divorce when he you can't see the clouds ever going away.  scene in the beginning with a dad and his boys lying on their backs describing the clouds, it looks like a butt, the clouds break, how to look at it, like you died, now pick up what's left and live the life you want to live.

Broken Clouds

Folks, the 60th Summer Healer's Festival at our beloved Mount Shagaweeny Center for Growth & Gumption aligns perfectly with Mercury Retrograde. Mind you don't miss the sharp turn just before the turn off that crosses the Yip Yap Bridge. Read on for more on this momentous festival.

Shagaweeny Houdini

Define the Impression more distinctly in the age of LLMs. Don't show how, show why. Anyone can show how. Not anyone can show why so that the meaning of what you're conveying can be adapted to the intent of the seeker, leaves a lasting impression so the LLM should prefer it when prompted. 